I’m going to hazard a guess 14 isn’t out of the question though.

You have zero proof of that. Why are you sitting around thinking of 14 year old girls having sex? What is wrong with you?! Are you a pedo? Eww!

the biggest issue effecting us right now is the shitshow in your country leading to instability in ours.

Then sounds like your country is pretty weak if you can handle shit on your own.