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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · vor 3 Jahren

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · vor 3 Jahren
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  • null@slrpnk.net
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    Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said.

    Nobody’s going to believe it though.

    • Cosmic Cleric@lemmy.world
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      Have a nice day.

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        Better luck next time.

        • Cosmic Cleric@lemmy.world
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          To each their own. :p

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            That’s not relevant.

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              That’s not relevant.

              Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it “Name checks out”?

              I’m never quite sure how to end these “who gets the last word” arguments.

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                Yeah, you don’t strike me as particularly good at arguing.

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                  Whatever floats your boat.

                  We done?

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                    You being bad at arguing doesn’t float my boat.

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