Those pedestrians should have been in a car anyway. What were they doing walking around? Pretty suspicious if you ask me.

But I did mean to. I was really drunk and thought it would be funny. And it was.

For some people, this is their wake up call to change their life; for others it’s a Tuesday.

Know your strengths, and play to them. For example, if incapable of reflection later, perhaps try to financially profit by insurance scams .

And if one is unfortunately arrested for drunk driving, try to learn new skills in prison: lockpicking.

Be the best one can be

If you dont remember, did you actually do it??

Joke’s on you, that was your brother you ran over.