Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes · 7 个月前[JakeyBoi] No Rolls Herelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square61linkfedilinkarrow-up1622arrow-down111
arrow-up1611arrow-down1image[JakeyBoi] No Rolls Herelemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes · 7 个月前message-square61linkfedilink
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 个月前Well, it was a joke…imagine ducking someone who said something cringe, just because they rolled a 20. I guess who am I to say no?
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 个月前I mean, my partner of 15 years started as a fling who accidentally lit himself on fire trying to do a party trick before I decided to sleep with him.
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 个月前I’ll be saying that when we hit 69 years together
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 个月前Fix what? He’s always been great, haha.
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 个月前They weren’t too bad, and they were on his other hand, so they didn’t even get in the way later that night
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Well, it was a joke…imagine ducking someone who said something cringe, just because they rolled a 20.
I guess who am I to say no?
I mean, my partner of 15 years started as a fling who accidentally lit himself on fire trying to do a party trick before I decided to sleep with him.
Nice
I’ll be saying that when we hit 69 years together
So, did you fix him?
Fix what? He’s always been great, haha.
The burns, did you fix the burns?
They weren’t too bad, and they were on his other hand, so they didn’t even get in the way later that night