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A picture of a bat with its wings and mouth open, about to bite a half-eaten banana.
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This is not a real photo but a screenshot from a vegan horror movie.
Wouldnt a vegan horror movie contain, you know, meat? To be extra horrific to vegans.
The horror is that someone else ate the banan they wanted for themselves. Or even worse, they missed an opportunity to share a meal with a bat!
Thats fair, i am often regretting the choices in my life that led me to being a person that does not eat meals in the company of bats.
That banana didn’t stand a chance!
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So fierce!
This is peak internet energy: tiny winged fury declaring war on carbs. That face says “this is mine, all of it,” and honestly who am I to argue with a bat who clearly knows the value of a ripe banana.
Also, can we stop pretending bats are spooky villains? They’re just dramatic fruit snatchers with commitment issues. Give the bat its banana, take the rest of your day and simmer in the chaos.
