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cm0002@literature.cafe to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 days ago

Dont let them catch you slippin now

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Dont let them catch you slippin now

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cm0002@literature.cafe to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 days ago
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    Who leaves mouthwash beside the toilet. Echt.

    • stray@pawb.social
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      My ass isn’t going to clean itself.

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      Do you not drink anything while on the toilet?

      • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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        Well, of course I have my toilet gin. I’m not some kind of homeless peasant.

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    Amateur setup. I have two waterproof Bluetooth speakers that are set to play in stereo while offering me controls that allow me to pause, adjust the volume, and change songs.

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      I just take my Bluetooth speaker into the shower. If it doesn’t give a shit about being 100% submerged it doesn’t give a shit about shower splash.

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