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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

"She's so interested in my boring defense contractor job!"

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"She's so interested in my boring defense contractor job!"

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m locking this. I removed an entire thread of comments because I understand how both sides could think they’re right and it’s getting reported. No one is banned.

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    Lies. Last thing you see is a WarThunder forum comment claiming that the radar cross section of a F-22 is about the size of a golfball, and you know for a fact that in most directions, it has a radar cross section comparable with a bumble bee.

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      At this point there’s no way the dev team of war thunder is anything but spies.

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        I’m not a spy,and I’d enjoy the hell out of running that.

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          Ok so just find a government to sponsor you and you’ll be running it in no time.

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    The actual last thing you see before leaking state secrets…

    • JohnAnthony@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      “lul not like you losers have any actual clearance”

    • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
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      Well memed.

      • Sturgist@lemmy.ca
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        ✊ the struggle is real

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    Wait… that doesn’t look like the war thunder forums…

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      jokes on her, the intel she’s digging for i leaked on war thunder already

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    Jokes on her, most of my country’s military resources haven’t been updated since the Boer War.

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      What about all the sweet guns you took from the Prawns?

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    The worst part is when they’re girl-next-door natural beauties like this.

    Your brain can say no to an obvious escort/Victoria secret model suspect, but when your animal brain starts shutting down your frontal lobe with “Oh my god, she’s the one!!” malware you’re screwed lmao

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      One smile from a girl like that and the brain melts. I think the only vaccine is to be in a healthy relationship already so you don’t have interest.

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        I think the only vaccine is to be in a healthy relationship already so you don’t have interest.

        I don’t think that’s the way it works. Be in a healthy relationship so you don’t fall for it maybe, but we aren’t dead here.

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    If she thinks I’m not atleast seeing the tiddies before I commit treason she has another thing coming.

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    “SecWarCrimes has invited you to a Signal chat”

  • BilSabab@lemmy.world
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    that actually happened to one of my acquaintances a couple of years ago. hooked up with some girl at drone convention and she got arrested shortly afterwards for spying. he saw none of it - just got informed later on that he was about to get the honeypot treatment due to his work. dude was so scared he went ballistic on his digital footprint and won’t even talk to you if there’s any mic’ed device in his vicinity. if i ever saw a man “scared shitless” that was it

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      I heard of the same on Reddit that a guy’s ex-girlfriend was a spy.

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        that’s even worse.

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    The guy in question

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      Roddy Ho is that you?

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    I’m in the wrong industry.

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    And then the twelve colonies are destroyed in a surprise attack.

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      Solid reference

    • TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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      Cmon, I say “OK Boomer” ONCE and trillions die? Unfair!

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    That’s weird. That doesn’t look like a Signal chat.

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    Seems to be Elliye Gold / juasicko, artist, both musical and painting, and influencer.

    • https://www.youtube.com/@Elliyetheonly
    • https://www.instagram.com/elliyetheworld/
    • https://www.instagram.com/juasicko/
    • https://www.threads.com/@juasicko
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      So this means I can safely date her ? I’m relieved, thanks !

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        She’s got top level lemmy clearance. Should be good.

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        Yes, no issues besides her saying no haha

        Or it’s a super clever ruse. Long term sleeper agent in New Zealand with a Korean background cover story 😄

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      Getting way too close to the thin border of stalking ngl.

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        She’s a public person trying to get an audience and I’m pasting links to her public profiles. I think you need to doublecheck your logic.

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    I already leaked. She just doesn’t know.

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        If anyone doesn’t recognize this, please go watch all the Lonely Island videos - good shit!

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      girl, I’m already wet

      but… but you a man

      I said what I said

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        A man can’t wet himself?

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