The jingling continues until fun riding a one horse open sleigh improves
If you give a man a jingle, he will jingle for a day
If you teach a man to jingle, he will JINGLE ALL THE WAY!
(stolen from the comment section of a Conan video)
North Pole Inc: … you must jingle all the way or else you will arrested to be taken to a one horse open sleigh re-education camp
It is perfectly okay to jingle for however long you’re comfortable with. In fact, I’ll be jingling back towards my apartment to take a cozy nap.
We’re dashing through the snow, not enjoying a leisurely and romantic sleigh ride with loved ones
If we don’t want to jingle all the way then we can heck all the way off
ON CRASHER! ON THRASHER! ON VOMIT AND BLITZKRIEG!!!
That may be fine,
but it’s not dandy.






