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cm0002@literature.cafe to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 days ago

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  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    $1,200? I literally cant get a single bedroom apt for less than $1,950 per month where I live. The insane part is despite sky high rents in my area nearly every building has severe issues that never get solved, absolutely none of the money goes into maintenance.

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    And ur the one whos paying for its mortgage.

  • heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net
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    Paying for a vehicle to sleep in, and gym membership, is your cheaper option. Enjoy the luxury!

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    Kill your landlord. It’s self defence.

    Or just any landlord.

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      Or all of them. Then it’s not murder, it’s a revolution.

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        Still self defense.

        Most revolutions are, I suppose.

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    Rural Wyoming? Shit is cheap there.

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