He’s really into communism. He won’t read a book. What do I get this child

    • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      15 days ago

      Size 60/61 is what you probably want depending on the kind of melon, but I’m not finding anything from a quick search of ebay and the American surplus stores either. Surely there’s at least one good one with the badge out there.

      • Yeah I measured my head and everything, so I know size 60 is the lowest i’ll go… finding vintage hats is such as struggle. Specially because I live in a country where everyone has tiny heads and no ass. The ass part is unrelated to the hat search, but it’s seriously disorienting living in the land of Hank Hills.