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I’m not falling for another attempt to forcefem me all the pills are estrogen aren’t they
I have a suggestion.
water tastes like and is my favorite drink, free space
Came here to say the same thing. Been drinking out of a gallon jug and with it being cold at night, I can leave it on my floor next to my bed and it gets plenty cold. Then I can stay laying down and chug the shit (probably not healthy, don’t take any health advice from me.) and it leaks out the side of my mouth and drips down my cheeks. I
'm such a dirty little girl for water.
FUCK YEAH 20 DOLLARS!
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12·5 days agoAnd the other two?
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Fuck yeah 60 dollars!
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9·5 days agoYou cannot pick more than one of each.
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smdh authoritarian tankie pharmacy
Then I’ll take the easy cissy ones. Pizza, no sleep, talk to cats
Being demi the blue pill sounds so scary lol I’d be disappointing so many people

Do I still get tired with the sleep one?
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9·5 days agoLet’s say you don’t.
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Then the sleep one and the cat ears one. I need to look FABULOUS
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9·5 days agoIt doesn’t actually say cat ears
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Oh… oh no
what ears am I getting?
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6·5 days agoCat ears. That’s what you wanted.
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It’s uhh… that’s the $20.
having 20 bucks, not sleeping, and enjoying water is just a day in my life.
shit I don’t have 20 bucks
was beginning to think you were one o them bourgeois
Ears/Tail + No body/face hair so I can be a gross little freak with hairless ears and a rat tail
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11·5 days agoPresumably, since it specifies body and face, on top of your head wouldn’t be hairless. Your tail might be hairless though.
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Then I’ll shave all my scalp hair off so I can maximize my grossness.
Cat girl, but the cat is a Sphynx
Red, Yellow and Cyan >w<
Assuming the no sleep doesnt come with downsides I take that pill. In a way you almost double your life span since you wont have to sleep anymore.
Water now tastes like Dr.Pepper. And I take 20 dollars thank you.
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10·5 days agoAnd if the no sleep comes with downsides, what will you then choose?
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People who I find attractive find me attractive. Im vain like that
I don’t remember posting this at all
main build: black, pink, purple
free of sleep issues, banger ahh free drinks with no health impact, and semi-guaranteed work making it*lian food (and if that doesn’t work out you can make banger ahh pizzas outside of work)

alternate build: red, brown, black
become a cat-themed renegade speaking to outdoor cats and creating a nyanguard intelligence network for the revolution

BROWN

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5·5 days agoYou have to pick two more.
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BROWN AGAIN.

BROWN AGAIN.

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8·5 days ago
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Water is already my fave drink because Scotland.
Very tough. Yellow would be really cool, I don’t like my facial or body hair. Blue would make my life so much nicer. Just having the knowledge of who finds me attractive would make anything surrounding dating easier. But black cures my insomnia…
I think I go black and continue to be volcel and mildly hairy
Edit: Wait it’s 3? Well that’s easy then
I’m already a master pizza chef, so i’m going with black, blue and pink because I desperately need to drink more water and also be loved 24 by 7
Brown purple black
Never tired, master pizza chef that can talk to cats
All excellent enhancements
No sleep, people who I find attractive find me attractive and I hesitate to choose talking with cats because I’m afraid they’ll be mean to me :/ I still want it though
Cyan,
PurpleBlue and Black Pill!!(assuming there’s no other effects…)
Cyan because… estrogen!! And I want to have as much emergency estrogen as possible on me, along with the syringes… It’d be cool.
PurpleBlue, because like, that’d be cool I guess to have? I’m still figuring out if I am even attracted to anyone so this should solve it instantly and get me some new close partners~Black because it’s OP and allows me to stay up both day and night so I can do stuff! Though, I wonder how you gain energy back now?? Maybe I can just have coffee…
edit: woops didn’t notice that, blue ≠ purple
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3·4 days agoIt’d be too boring if the estrogen pill was just one normal estrogen pill. Considering all the others are special—magical even—pills, (I as the poster have decided) the estrogen one makes your body produce estrogen. You’ll never have to take estrogen again.
I think you mean blue, not purple? Purple is master pizza chef, blue is attraction.
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oh shi really? That’s cool!!
Ah yeah I…?? I think I mistook that I… do not know how, it was clear in my mind too… Purple is not blue, got that…!


















