Yup, I didn’t want to miss the train and wait for 4 hours! If you speak Czech, you might appreciate this parody song about a rural Slovak woman missing the day’s last train and having to spend the night at Prague Main (which was awful back then before the 2007 renovation)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QcLWhDNUn4

The band specializes at finding Czech soundalikes of pop song titles and writing cover versions around them. This time, it’s Everlasting Love → Nestihlas ten vlak (“You [female] Didn’t Catch That Train”) and features bangers like Rána jako hrom − s láhví spadl Rom (“What a thump − A Romani fell over with a bottle”).

Other songs include

• YMCA → Nájem zvedej (“Keep Raising the Rent”) about greedy landlords
• Video Killed the Radio Star → Vidiak ryl by rejhy do spár (“The Vidiac [Drill Bit] Would [Barely] Scrape [Bathroom Tile] Seams”) about a man incompetent at hanging a picture
• Felicita → Felicie about Škoda Felicia, our first and very popular post-Communist car
• Holding Me, Holding You → Já jsem tvůj, ty jsi můj (“I [male] Am Yours, You [male] Are Mine”) about a stereotypical gay couple and how unattracted to women they are (somewhat reflects the weird amusement edging on homophobia prevalent in this country)
• I Promise Myself → Naproti maj sejf (“They Have a Safe Across the Street”) about a thief lusting for a heist