“Galadriel if you would be so kind as to give me one of your feathers”
“Bwaaaa”
the rest of the elves who are also chickens look astonished
This is why Gonzo should play Gimli, not Pippin.
Scooter should be Legolas. Have him happy and accomplished with a smooth higher voice to counter Rowlf’s Gimli.
“I never thought I would die fighting side by side with an elf” “What about side by side with a friend?”
Exact casting negotiable
Hear me out…Big Bird as Theoden.
Rizzo the rat and Pepe the king prawn don’t exist in the same version of the Muppet multi-verse. If not, the alternative explanations (aside from the real world reasons) are MUCH darker, maybe just more cringe, either way not good.
They don’t?

who is this muppet? That’s the mighty janitor Beauregard, strongest muppet on the show!
This only works if you get Viggo to play Aragorn.
Bilbo is younger then Frodo? What kind of casting is this?
Kermit is Robin’s uncle, yet Robin plays Bilbo, Frodo’s uncle?
This is almost perfect, except Rizzo is definitely Pippin and Gonzo Merry




