• Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Goddamnit why do the fash get to have all the cool shit? Where’s my secret underground gun tunnel???

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      11 days ago

      It’s easy to have the time to build your own secret underground bunker when you’re a PoS that no one wants to hang with. It’s easy to hire people to build your secret underground bunker when you’re a leeching PoS billionaire.

      Thank you for not being a PoS.

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      11 days ago

      He gets a bandit hat? He just got here, and he gets a bandit hat? Where’s MY bandit hat? Why didn’t I get shot at?

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        11 days ago

        Having the government sanction your secret underground gun bunker seems like it’s… idk, taking a bit of the fun out of it.

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          11 days ago

          The trick it to make the government pay for it. Its not a secret underground base, its an affordable housing project.

          /s

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    11 days ago

    It’s funny, if it wasn’t for the gun charges, his worst issue would have been with the zoning committee.

    Note to self: only legal firearms in the doomsday bunker. Just in case the state is thermal imaging for secret grow ops.

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      11 days ago

      Humorously the fine print top line says “FUCK” so the full vest says “FUCK VILLAIN.”

      Kinksters gone right wing!