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ICE Agent Returns Home to Hero’s Welcome From AI Girlfriend

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ICE Agent Returns Home to Hero’s Welcome From AI Girlfriend

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 13 days ago

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HARRISON, Ark. — Local ICE agent Pete Drurey was honored to arrive home to a hero’s welcome from his AI girlfriend after serving four grueling weeks terrorizing citizens of the Twin Cities, confirmed sources actively avoiding the lonely loser.

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It is. The ice agent pictured here actually returned home and beat his Guatemalan wife.

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