• WhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Trump could just say “we’re getting rid of the constitution! it’s old, it’s boring, it’s not that great really! we’re making America Even Greater this time” and liberals would wander the streets in a daze with pocket constitutions doing this town-crier to the cars trying to hit them in order to claim the “Wokeness in Public” space on their KalshiTM Bounty Battle Pass ~ 2031 Easter Bingo Bonanza! ~ Reward (limited offer — Trump Crypto Wallet account connection required)