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cross-posted from: https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/54014653
Eiffel Towers, Hulk Hogans and Epstien Files
Comment link - https://feddit.uk/comment/22940456
The Statue of Liberty is French.
Nah, it’s American now, just like pizza, football, and Christianity. If it touches these Purple Mountains Majesty™©®, it belongs to us. Shit, even if it doesn’t touch us, but has, like, some cool stuff that we want, then that’s our’s too. It’s our Manifest Destiny.
No, we’re still bitter about it. Give us back the statue of Liberty, and good old Louisana before that idiot of an emperor sold it to you.
Make France Great Again!
Your new national dish shall be croissants and ratatouille if you don’t comply.
We colonized croissants a looooong time ago, pal! Or have you not heard of Burger King’s Le Croissandwich?
You’re right, Burger King was always good in France compared to the other fastfood places. I give up.
You aren’t stealing our gumbo from us!
America
First off, we don’t want anything French – the talk funny and are probably communist.
Second, we use the standard “blue whale” as a unit for large volumes.
I’m really hoping that was the commenter’s joke because it’s great
That’s the joke
She was made in France, but I think she’s supposed to be MENA descent. Possibly Egyptian, or Persian?
Memes from the Fediverse? That’s a good sign.
Volume should be fairly easy to calculate. Just flip her over and fill her up with slushee and tell us how many big gulps it took. It’s like these math nerds aren’t even trying.
I’m in this picture - waving at you 👋
🙃 ǝʇɐɯ ʎɐp’ƃ
There and back again, by Bilbo NotMetric




