Opinions are like butholes. Everyone has one, and if you present yours to others, expect them to engage.
You had a shower thought of an internet meme that has been around for like 20 years?
Way older aphorism than the internet.
Edit: The greatest generation grandparents used to say this. Perhaps much older.
Don’t let them get your Goatse.
WRONG. Someone is WRONG on the internet and I MUST right that wrong!
;-)
Everyone has one and many of them stink.
Basically all of them except for mine
Does anyone else smell fresh cinnamon rolls?
I heard it as: everyone has one, and they all stink
Opinions are like assholes. Every so often you just want to use lube and fuck them… Up.
Unless you swing that way ofc 🏳️🌈
cat owners know this
Cats will always show you their opinions and assholes.
Let my show you my bud hole
It’s where me and my buddies hang out
They’re like hearts too, in that case. See, they don’t have to be negatively framed, lol.
Some people are bigger opinions than others!
And some opinions are tighter, others have loosened up. Flexible minds with flexible opinions are best.
You can’t un-lick someone’s opinion.









