Should have called it whatever the Persian guy who first described it named it, maybe the racism would make people take it seriously.
At least there’s not a nursery rhyme about it killing everyone!
typical of this participation trophy generation, all they can think of is me me me measles
Right? Like I want rabies, how adorable
More like smolpox
You call it the “Small disease” and expect me to take it seriously? Be so for real
Uwu it’s just a widdle baby virus
I’ve been working on this problem and finally found a modern solution yesterday.
Vaccine - little weak measlets as a treat for your immune system
No vaccine - brutal mogging by chad Big MeaslesYour viral load spiked as you got infectionmogged I avoided this by being a vacinemaxxing immunochad
I’ve never really thought about how cute the word measles is, but now that I have, I don’t think I find it cute.
I’d get a ferret and name it “Measles” short for “my wittle weasel uwu”
