If the 2028 primary is Biden vs Hillary vs Kamala, this site is going to crash.
I just realized I genuinely thought biden died by now. I don’t even know why.
Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country
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WILMINGTON, DE—Expressing relief about his obliviousness to America’s unraveling, former President Joe Biden told reporters Thursday that he was grateful not to be alive to see what Trump was doing to the country.“ I devoted my entire life to safeguarding the ideals of democratic freedom and promoting liberty across this great land, and I cannot emphasize enough how lucky I am to have left this world before I had to see what Donald Trump has done to our country’s most sacred values, ” said Biden, noting that because he was mercifully freed from his mortal coil before Trump took office in 2017, he never witnessed U.S. cities being threatened with occupation by the National Guard, devastating cuts to the social safety net and scientific research, or the dereliction of American leadership in trade and global affairs. “The silver lining of my passing is that I remain blissfully unaware of Trump’s weaponization of the federal government to silence dissidents and target political opponents. Though it’s impossible to know exactly how I would process that vile man undermining not only my legacy but this sacred republic’s foundational values, I’m certain that, had I not taken my last breath over a decade ago, I would recoil in disgust.” Biden admitted that getting tangled up with a pool-cleaning robot and drowning was a fate far preferable to watching the complete eradication of personal liberties.
Probably because they announced he had cancer the went completely radio silent
I was unaware he had cancer lol
Was announced after he left office quietly cause it made it obvious they’d been dealing with it for a while and only saying once out if office
Chelsea/Hunter 2028!
That won’t happen.
Newsome will be in there too.
Who would drop out when Bernie starts leading? 🤔
Bernie, in the final stage of him becoming full DNC controlled opposition.
It’s. Her. Turn.
You all doubted me but the ‘Pied Piper’ strategy was always a long game. Now that the only person who could defeat me has used up both his terms, I’m guaranteed to win!deleted by creator
Publishing an article with “it’s not as crazy as you think” in the title will be illegal after the revolution
Please add “here’s how”
Here’s how it’s not as crazy as you think
It tends to be “Hillary can win in 2028, here’s how”
Top 10 reasons why Hillary can win in 2028, Number 8 will BLOW YOUR MIND!!
Maybe a female president has a chance if they stop trying for whoever the most Reagen/Thatcher like woman available is.
Pretty much any member of “the squad” could have run away with in the last two elections if they had been backed by the Dem party apparatus.
No actually the reason Killary and “Kill 'em all” Kamala “Bomber” Harris both lost was misogyny and that’s all it was. They were the most qualified!
And anyone who said anything negative about their terrible actions, speeches or policies were just Russian bots!
i don’t think it’s crazy. i think it’s stupid.
No kings. Only my queen.
Jake Paul ® vs MrBeast (D)
I had a fever dream that Jimmy Beast wins the primaries of both parties and the people vote whether they want a Democrat or Republican President Jimmy Beast.
Step away from the lathe
Like that one senator in california (I think? Can’t remember where he was, but there was that one guy who got both noms)
Dew it! Keep repeating the same broken record. Finish the job.
Please pleasepleasepleaseplease only thing I want pleassssuh
Dems running her in '28 would be the height of hubris.
Hillary or Newsom, who’s campaign would be funnier?
I want to see a cage-match between them: Winner runs for Prez, loser is stuck running as VP
Hillary’s Hot Sauce or Newsom’s SAT Score I just can’t pick…
Hillary, without a doubt. Her specific brand of dogshit political instincts + institutional entrenchment just cannot be beat. Doubled now that they’re trying to run with “actually Bill only went to the island to get his dick sucked by trump and Stephen hawking” as the Epstein defense.
I vote Stormie Daniels.
She fits the bill. She’s old enough and has given the previous president a blowjob… Or tried. Right bubba?
From my research she is not only qualified but she has big big personality. And she could start good things… Department of education Lulu Chu… Department of transportation? That’s easy, fake bus industries.
We can du this! Its time to porn this baby up!
I’m excited for the Cyberpunk DLC!
JFC, NO!
