Additional query: what’s the current rate of exchange between Xi Bucks and Juche coins?

  • GiorgioPerlasca@lemmy.ml
    10·
    20 days ago

    First, you must file your complaint with the Central Committee for Harmonious Monetary Rectification, conveniently chaired (in spirit, always in spirit) by Xi Jinping. The office is located somewhere between “internal circulation” and “please wait patiently,” third corridor on the left. Bring three stamped forms, a QR code, and a correct ideological attitude.

    If that fails, escalate to the Department of “It Was Definitely Deposited, Check Again.”

  • Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml
    5·
    20 days ago

    I’ve been waiting more than a decade for a steady flow Sorros payments to start rolling in. I was about to give up then, hallelujah, Xi Bucks are here to save the day. Hard to sell your soul to the devil, when he keeps stiffing you on the payments. Can’t wait to give up my job at the Department of Silly Walks and retire in luxury.