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VagabondShad to RPGMemes English · 2 years ago

Gotta adventure just to pay child support

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Gotta adventure just to pay child support

VagabondShad to RPGMemes English · 2 years ago
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  • 🐑🇸 🇭 🇪 🇪 🇵 🇱 🇪🐑@lemmy.world
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    That just makes your players look for contraception

    Also yes medieval times did have contraceptives. In fact the history of contraceptives goes back WAAAY to Egypt

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      What are your thoughts on sheep intestines as a rudimentary “condom”?

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        Sure, but I’m part of the minority that likes to remove the rest of the sheep first.

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          You murderer

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        Sheep intestine = sheep asshole. Someone liked fucking sheep so mutch that they decided they wanted to fuck a sheep whenever they fucked a woman

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          I know (hope?) this is a joke, but for the curious: Intestines are traditionally what is used to make sausages to this day. So likely they thought if it was good enough to eat, good enough to fuck.

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        If it works, it works.

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        Cut an orange in half, scoop out the insides. Ancient diaphragm.

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      Yep Ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung among other things.

      And now you know

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        They also drove a contrceptive plant extinct

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          That was the Romans, not Egyptians. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silphium

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      At least it teaches them to be resourceful and safe.

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