return2ozma@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 6 天前Kamala Harris wants the DNC to release its autopsy report of the 2024 campaignwww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square58linkfedilinkarrow-up1183arrow-down19cross-posted to: stupidpol@sh.itjust.worksusa@lemmy.mlpolitics@lemmy.dbzer0.comusa@midwest.social
arrow-up1174arrow-down1external-linkKamala Harris wants the DNC to release its autopsy report of the 2024 campaignwww.nbcnews.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 6 天前message-square58linkfedilinkcross-posted to: stupidpol@sh.itjust.worksusa@lemmy.mlpolitics@lemmy.dbzer0.comusa@midwest.social
minus-square0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down2·6 天前No no… it was because of her laugh. -Some enlightened cultist democrats
minus-squareI_Jedi@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down9·6 天前Sometimes I like to claim to the Blue No Matter Who folks that her laugh is the sole reason I didn’t vote for her. For you see, her laugh causes sufficient wave interference to trigger an integer overflow in voting interest, as demonstrated by the Loose Square Law: VI = Sign(L % 2^32 - 2^31) * (L % 2^32) / 2^32 Where VI is voting interest as a percentage and L is the sound of a laugh in decibels. As Kamala’s laugh exceeded the 2^31 dB threshold, it was advisable to not vote for her to save the planet’s structural integrity.
No no… it was because of her laugh.
-Some enlightened cultist democrats
Sometimes I like to claim to the Blue No Matter Who folks that her laugh is the sole reason I didn’t vote for her.
For you see, her laugh causes sufficient wave interference to trigger an integer overflow in voting interest, as demonstrated by the Loose Square Law:
VI = Sign(L % 2^32 - 2^31) * (L % 2^32) / 2^32
Where VI is voting interest as a percentage and L is the sound of a laugh in decibels.
As Kamala’s laugh exceeded the 2^31 dB threshold, it was advisable to not vote for her to save the planet’s structural integrity.