Basically title. I hate seeing alle the “yeah baby spread 'em”, “uugh I came to this” and the creator’s canned response to boost traffic to their onlyfans.
However, it feels weird not acknowledging a good post, especially in growing communities.
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just being nice is good. keeping the focus on the picture or title and not on yourself as the person commenting is also good. “you have great tits, they look gorgeous!” vs “your tits make my cock so hard and ready to cum on them”.
if there’s a sexy title that invites sexy responses (like a question or whatever) I don’t think there’s anything wrong with answering it. just don’t go overboard and turn it into a paragraph of sext.
being rude or implying the poster isn’t good enough for you is always cringe, unless you’re on a kink subreddit dedicated to that kind of thing.
Yeah, baby, I want to fill you up with eels
works every time
my nipples explode with delight!
Just embrace the cringe.
“Well done m’lady. I tip my fedora to thee!”
That is a wonderful question and I can tell you with certainty that I have no Idea either!
If the creator says something provocative, I don’t see a big problem in responding with something in horny mode. (But it’s probably good to use private browsing and VPN to feel more anonymous).
Otherwise I just be normal and kind, I guess.
I don’t know that there’s anything appropriate, I just go with cringe or try to make a stupid joke. Does anybody actually read porn comments? I’m not sure what else you can say? Serious critique of the lighting? Intellectual deconstruction of the porn’s intent? Cum-taste enhancement recipes? Comment on some feature in their bedroom/house/wherever?
We’re looking at pics of their nude bodies because it makes our genitals feel funny, the whole situation is just so absurdly ridiculous that nothing you say will be or not be appropriate. Though I guess complaining, insults, or implied violence is a general no-no.
I love reading lewd comments because they’re most often funny, tryhard, and cringe, but sometimes they can be genuinely hot.
“10/10 butthole” where “butthole” is whatever is noteworthy about the post
Well, just state the fact like “I approve of this butthole”, or “the artist did a great job at detailing this pubic hair patch”.
But yeah, I totally get it, it is tough.
The best way is to do so objectively:
I really like the lighting in this scene!
What great shot composition!
I can see you worked hard on this! Good job!
don’t say “good job” though, it comes off as like…praising a child?
Good girl, well done, you’ve earned yourself an upvote!
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Now now, dont act up, young lady, at least not if you still want my precious Internet points that arent even counted on this website!
Why would you not want to be cringe?
I just match the level of cringe that’s already in the comments. If the comments are full of stuff like “nice ass” or “beautiful” it’s one thing but if every other comment is in the vein of “I want to tie you up and fill your ass with orange juice while I cum in your hair” then anything is fair game
talk like a normal person and not like a porno
Talk like a friend, say what you like or don’t like, what you’d like to see- etc.
I always enjoy a good pun but any genuine response is good. If i comment on posts i tend to go with my initial reaction.
