Wait, so is it a World’s Fair, an American Fair, or a State Fair?
Will it be like the Texas State Fair where they hand out ribbons for cows and pigs before they lead them to the slaughterhouse? Will there be footlong hot dogs, funnel cakes, and deep fried Snickers bars? Will there be those cheap carnival games where you can get off-brand SpongeBob plushies filled with asbestos? Will there be dangerous looking rides operated by clearly hungover and disinterested personnel?
Wait, so is it a World’s Fair, an American Fair, or a State Fair?
Will it be like the Texas State Fair where they hand out ribbons for cows and pigs before they lead them to the slaughterhouse? Will there be footlong hot dogs, funnel cakes, and deep fried Snickers bars? Will there be those cheap carnival games where you can get off-brand SpongeBob plushies filled with asbestos? Will there be dangerous looking rides operated by clearly hungover and disinterested personnel?
I mean, Hegseth doesn’t operate them…