Tall glass of 3 ice cubed water plus two slices of squeezed lemon is literally the perfect beverage.
So life isn’t giving you lemons?
Just don’t get too desperate and fall to the darkside:
nsfw, text of a slur for sex workers

what is this from lol?
From the intro to a porn video that got memed, its hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMprhK3sVN4 (just the memed bit no nudity or sex acts)
the dialog and delivery is

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Time to make like a medieval peasant and chug a glass of crisp, cool cider vinegar
Fun fact but did you know through the power of science you can grow lemon, lime, orange, pomelo, grapefruit and more ON THE SAME TREE
any other citrus fruits in the house? Mexican limes are pretty good in water too imo if you have some? Maybe try adding yellow skittles to iced water it’s probably the same.
Lime sounds good too, but I’m out of all fruit
Time for a trip to the fruit store conrad
In this economy?
Nobody said anything about paying for anything
Have you tried powdered lemon juice/rind? It’s pretty good actually
Have not, sounds interesting.
Go to Shelbyville and get your lemon tree back
My guy hoisted with his own petard
Get some powdered citric acid and you’ll never have to worry about running out. A little of that, a pinch of salt, and a pinch of sugar shaken up in a bottle of water and you get something very similar.
A cold brewed sumac tea with a dash of citric acid and sugar is also very good.
saving this!
I love lemon water, but my love for it comes in phases so I keep a big bottle of pure lemon juice in the fridge, it never goes bad.
This way I can have my lemon water when lemon water era comes around again.
:immortan-joe: you got addicted to the citrus water











