It’s uh… It’s literally just noodles, pastas, and meats. Gets really monotonous tbh.
Don’t even get me started on Panda Express. Americanized Chinese cuisine that’s been completely bastardized because most of us white people flip out over a single drop of hot sauce in their food.


Fairy bread is funny to me
It’s like, just put some sugar on the bread and broil it for a second
But no, sprinkles
Okay but that one looks cute so it gets a pass
I’m literally cute and no one gives me a pass
That’s cinnamon toast
I’ve heard it has flavors that are invisible to adults.
fairy bread was funny to me until I found out the origins, now it just makes me sad
Wait, what are the origins?
we were too poor for cake ingredients. it’s a birthday cake replacement
there’s also apparently some links to it first being served to kids with TB in their quarantine/clinic/“consumption sanatorium” as it was officially termed in 1920’s Hobart
Oh
It’s food for kids, almost exclusively for young kids birthday parties hence the colourful simple food, but adults will steal a slice or two
A suspicious number of uncles hovering next to the party pies and footy franks, and not near the ricotta and roasted pumpkin salad I just made
Was it also a Great Depression treat? I feel like hot buttered bread with sugar kept coming up during English class until I went home and made it for myself.
Could’ve been, I wasn’t around during the depression
Ugh! What the fuck!?
Yep
And thanks to Bluey, it’s spreading