We’ve been getting new faces/bodies in the OC communities, and I’d like to hear from them here, too :-)

Share all the naughty fun you’ve been up to this week. That includes the new cock sleeve you wore, or the sleeve of Oreos that you polished off all by yourself!

  • flute@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    4·
    9 months ago

    I matched with this girl on Bumble, and the conversation went from “lets meet up in London” to “lets meet up at your town”.

    We met up, had coffee, went back to my place, made out and had some filthy sex!

    Sad news is that I thought this was going to lead to a capital R relationship, but I think she just wanted to have a cheeky shag. Nothing wrong in it, but I wish she hadn’t strung me along.

    Doesn’t Matter: Had Sex.

    EDIT: Completely forgot two things:

    • She said I had a big cock! Anyone who knows my past knows I had some insecurities around this area, so I was so chuffed to hear that!
    • She said I was the first person to have made her cum through penetrative sex alone!!

    My friends, I think I deserve a trophy 😎 😎 😎

    • dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.comOPEnglish
      3·
      9 months ago

      Great to hear from you. Yes 🏆 for you! Been a while, right? Getting a woman to reach orgasm from penetration alone is quite an accomplishment. You’re clearly a good lover, with good attitude, good equipment, and good technique!

      Edit: other than “good” how are you feeling, champ?

      • flute@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
        3·
        9 months ago

        Man, I had like a whole paragraph typed up and it got lost! I wonder if this has been happening for some time!

        I’ll keep this one short in case it reappears:

        • Thank you! I gracefully accept my prize!
        • It has been a while, things have been up and down. Work sucks. Applying for jobs sucks. Family have been awesome throughout the whole ordeal.
        • I’ve matched with another woman, although she hasn’t given selfies when I asked (despite asking me and I gave selfies - in my PJs no less!!) so I think that’s a red flag tbh.
        • dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.comOPEnglish
          2·
          9 months ago

          It’s great to have the support of family during a job search. I’m rooting for you, brother. So you’ve never seen pictures? Where did you match? On Hinge I’ve found women with kind of nonsensical answers to questions are all fake profiles.

          • flute@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
            3·
            9 months ago

            So back at the time I did see pictures, but then she didn’t really have a picture on her WhatsApp profile (???)

            And then a few days after, she unmatched (???)

            But today we did a video call and she’s cute af, but she seems a bit sensitive to sexual advances right now, so I gotta chill on that (I complimented her boobs 😂)

            EDIT: Thanks for the support on the job side!! I’m rooting for you too!!