If I had even the slightest amount of motivation or energy right now I would chuck the always has been spaceman meme under this.

I love the recent trend of “business owners” telling me how common sense Pauline is.

When I point out their business is not the type of business she gives the slightest of fucks about they get all upset.

I have pointed out they can be the sort of business she cares about… But I wouldn’t even try without a seven figure expense account. But for some reason that just makes them even more upset.

“Oh you started a landscaping business and hired a guy for 6 months a few years back while you were having knee surgery. Awesome. Pauline has had more spent on her by Gina in the last week than you make annually, why the fuck would she be on your side? Unless your interests accidentally align with the Billionaire that sock puppet wouldn’t hop off Ginas hand for long enough to piss on you if you were on fire.”