Can I speedrun it and top JK Crawling? How to do it without selling my soul if I’m no Pratchett? Is it like just monarchs family’s sign of appreciation or does it carry specific buffs?
Did you know that if you kill the king you get to be the new king? It only works if you have a bunch of guys with swords though.
Best bet is to do something awful like embezzle half a billion from your employees’ retirement fund, or sexually abuse some children. You’ll be dubbed in no time
Do employees need to be brittish? I don’t see foreign borgeoise frequent the list.
There’s no law saying you can’t just call yourself a Knight. You don’t have to belong to the monarchist’s order good sir
Ain’t no rule say the dog can’t play basketball neither
It would fall underNBA RULE NO. 2: Duties of the Officials
Officials must report any atypical or unique incident to the Basketball and Referee Operations Departments by e-mail. Flagrant, punching, fighting fouls or a team’s failure to have eight players to begin the game must also be reported.
And
NBA RULE NO. 4: Definitions Section XIV - Suspension of Play (written by the Ascians surely)
An official can suspend play for retrieving an errant ball, re-setting the timing devices, delay-of-game warning, inadvertent whistle, instant replay, a seriously-injured player or any other unusual circumstance. During such a suspension, neither team is permitted to substitute and the defensive team may not be granted a timeout. Play shall be resumed at the point of interruption.
get that mutt off the court

Try just asking? Its the best first try. Ive known ma y people who havent gotten what they wanted cause they didnt ask.
Imma do you a solid and answer: No. Fuck no. Fuuuuuuuck NOOOOOOOO
Michael Scott gif
please dont do this … you’re better than this…
Do you even have a sword yet?
If you ask me, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Maybe if you do an english Hero (2002) playthrough but actually follow through with it.
Hell yeah you get +2 to dex and they have free popcorn in the break room
I didn’t know knights wore hoods













