The only thing I ever heard about J Edgar Hoover, was that he liked wearing women’s clothing. All the other stuff i had to find out myself. It is fucked up how hung up on that Boomers, and a lot of my fellow X’ers are.

“Hoover dam”? More like Hoover dyke, am I right?

[this joke is certified queer-grown. No trans people were hurt in the making of this joke]