return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 天前JD Vance Says He’s OK With Bringing About the End Timesnewrepublic.comexternal-linkmessage-square179linkfedilinkarrow-up1676arrow-down18cross-posted to: atheism@lemmy.worldpoliticus@lemmy.worldusa@midwest.socialusa@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1668arrow-down1external-linkJD Vance Says He’s OK With Bringing About the End Timesnewrepublic.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 天前message-square179linkfedilinkcross-posted to: atheism@lemmy.worldpoliticus@lemmy.worldusa@midwest.socialusa@lemmy.ml
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·27 天前 texas ain’t sending red heifers to Israel for beef. I’m almost afraid to ask but what new hell is this?
minus-squareSpruceBringsteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·27 天前Long story short, a perfect red heifer is needed to purify clergy in order for the 3rd temple to be consecrated. The only problem is that there’s kinda an important mosque sitting where that temple would be. Mike Johnson also all tied up in this.
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·27 天前 3rd temple boy they really get into the apoca-fan-fic… and of course Johnson is wrapped up in it, he’s dumber than a box of rocks. thanks for the deets
minus-squareshartgargle@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·27 天前So let’s say there was a huge crater there… That would stop this madness, right? /s
I’m almost afraid to ask but what new hell is this?
Long story short, a perfect red heifer is needed to purify clergy in order for the 3rd temple to be consecrated. The only problem is that there’s kinda an important mosque sitting where that temple would be.
Mike Johnson also all tied up in this.
boy they really get into the apoca-fan-fic…
and of course Johnson is wrapped up in it, he’s dumber than a box of rocks.
thanks for the deets
So let’s say there was a huge crater there… That would stop this madness, right? /s