I have an idea for a post, some may have seen a comment of mine earlier. I’m looking for the most offensive-to-coffee-snobs approach to making coffee possible. I’m assuming something to do with instant, but from there, I don’t have many ideas.

Someone suggested reconstituting it in milk, that seems fun, any other ideas? I’m fully expecting the end result to be absolutely disgusting, for what it’s worth. I’m looking for the worst abomination possible, but it still needs to technically be coffee. Get creative, have fun with this. Whichever technique gets chosen (or multiple get combined), I’ll credit in the post I make.

  • plyth@feddit.orgEnglish
    5·
    9 天前

    Put a spoon full of coffee pouder in a cup and poor hot water on it. Let it set and drink it like Turkish coffee.

    Simple, no elitist destruction or irony.

    I guess the instant coffee is the worst you can do. Put to extreme, just lick on some coffeine tablet while spraying coffee aroma into the air.

    • BurntWits@sh.itjust.worksOPM
      3·
      9 天前

      Turkish is a legitimate brewing style, I’m not trying to disrespect it. I’m specifically looking for something purposely terrible. Maybe I shouldn’t have included the anti-elitist part, that was a mistake I think. I’m just looking for the worst tasting abomination in coffee possible. Instant coffee with powdered milk with water then microwaved for way too long kind of terrible. Something hopefully no one would ever enjoy. It’s for a joke post I’m coming up with soon.

    • lemmyvore@feddit.nlEnglish
      2·
      8 天前

      coffee pouder in a cup and poor hot water on it. Let it set

      If you let it sit long enough (10m) it’s basically French Press.