Strap yourself on?
No, thats her job.
Marry her. True love will follow.
Men can practise witchcraft too
Well now, there’s a thought. We even come with a nearly inexhaustible supply of the primary material component for the spell too.
Hell yea brother. She tried to dominate you but you control the source! Draw a pentagram on her lower back to lock her in!
Brace for the wild ride
Help her with supplies for her spell obviously
Ask them about it. That’s a wild title and it’s a well worn book. There’s gotta be some interesting stories behind it.
Significantly less threatening than this book:
Yum yum in the tum tum
I’ll have a chuckle, then I won’t mind it, because it’s a crush so my judgment is impaired. Time will pass, and from one shitty tarot reading to yet another zodiac tantrum, not forgetting about the lithotherapy pushes, I will slowly come to see that my partner has an output on reality that is completely disconnected from said reality, in which I will feel lonelier and lonelier, until I’m not even feeling like I’m in a couple anymore: I’m the companion of a child in an aging body who has to believe in the magical to cope with the world, instead of being in it with me.
If it’s all steming from traumas, I’ll first try to have the partner consult a therapist.
If it’s not, this couple is over. There is no difference between that and AI psychosis. Same with religious partners.
I’m sorry for whatever happened to you.
Why is the witch in the cover art pouring a black liquid into the goblet? Is that… Should it look…
Guys, have I been doing this wrong??
It’s what happens if you eat too much black licorice.
I heard there was a grimoire and came as fast as I could.
Funny you should mention that, i have a book here that may help us with those results
Color me surprised, it’s real! https://www.amazon.de/Sexual-Witchcraft-Semen-Rituals-dominate/dp/B0FH5B1S1D
How is it possible that this has Zero reviews?
Be the change you want to see.
Guys wallet, guys lighter so therfore guys semen book. There are no girls in this storey
What’s a guys lighter?
I assume a dark color like black and not something pink, but i dont speak for all men some guys might perfer pink bics
Realize how desperate she was and that explains why she settled for me and maybe we’ll actually have a long-lasting relationship where I don’t have to be worried every day that it’ll finally be the day she figures out she is too good. Also maybe participate in any rituals that sound fun.
Bust a load on the cover and close the drawer.
I’m a helper!
That sounds like you’re in for some incredible sex with maybe an unstable person.
Everybody who’s ever seen “What We Do in The Shadows” knows witches are semen stealers.
