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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon drinks too much milk

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Anon drinks too much milk

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world
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    Plenty of kids who aren’t fat, or are barely even eating, get this kind of treatment, it’s gross and abusive.

    My nephew on my wife’s side was treated this way by my BiL’s ex, when they recovered him he was super under weight, while his once pretty and very petite mother was super overweight, sick shit, she had the cabinets and fridge chained up, went to jail, lost custody.

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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    God I love milk

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      10 hours ago

    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      Lactose tolerant

      • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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        12 hours ago

        god i love lactose infused beers

  • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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    • taygaloocat@leminal.space
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      Niche

  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    > ultimate virgin story
    > has nothing to do with being a virgin

    Why must you always lie to us, Anon…

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    Where the fuck are they hiding it?! It has to be refrigerated. I’m starting to suspect this is fake…

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      But surely it’s not gay

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    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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      You will drink ze bug milk

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      blocked

      • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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        Milk racism

      • ferret@sh.itjust.works
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        Why? Scared of roach milk?

        • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
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          Do you fantasize about the roach bars from Snowpiercer?

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            I’m more of a people person to be honest.

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            I mean, if you crush a whole cow, I’m sure that would taste odd versus the separated parts.

        • possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          because i come here for a good time, and roach milk is not my definition of a good time

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Finding the right tweezers to milk them is quite hard, though

    • Kairos@lemmy.today
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      No such thing

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    How tf do you hide milk

    • Varesti@lemmy.zip
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      Cheese, butter, yogurt, etc…

    • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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      In the clothes dryer. Duh.

    • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      Drink it

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    Family bought a secret milk fridge

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    As a kid and teenager I used to drink between one and three litres of full fat milk a day. Sometimes I would just chug a whole 1 litre carton. I was skinny then and am still skinny now. I also don’t drink milk anymore.

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    Milk makes big bones

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      Bones make big milk

      • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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        Big if true

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          Milk if big

  • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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    Nobody’s asking whose milk they had to hide.

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      mommy’s 🥰

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