Hey bud, you’re in luck! I just happen to be a real estate salesman who specializes in beachfront property in the land of enchantment. I’ve got some properties that I can set you up with real cheap!
Even billionaires are legally required to allow access to beaches that their properties would otherwise block. Zuck tried to restrict access and only discovered that he’s required to allow people through his gated property. The guards will give you the stink-eye, but they’ll let you through.
as someone who has both ice skated and snowmobiled across the frozen waters which are home to those beaches… ya know, back in the before times when you could do that sort of thing across border… you are absolutely correct!
Ah, yes, I too long for the legendary beaches of northern Montana.
Only slightly more picturesque than the beaches of southern New Mexico. ☝🏼
I hear there is convenient beach access from El Paso. What’s a beach if not sand?
If “has sand” is your primary criteria, you’re in luck!
Hey bud, you’re in luck! I just happen to be a real estate salesman who specializes in beachfront property in the land of enchantment. I’ve got some properties that I can set you up with real cheap!
Honestly? I’d probably buy just about anything from Steve Martin.
since we’re in the topic of “that’s the joke,” forgot to mention Alaska and Hawaii
There are no beaches in Hawaii! You crazy, yo
not unless you are a billionaire
Even billionaires are legally required to allow access to beaches that their properties would otherwise block. Zuck tried to restrict access and only discovered that he’s required to allow people through his gated property. The guards will give you the stink-eye, but they’ll let you through.
as a hawaiian i can say first hand the reality isnt what is legal
major issues with meta fuckwad and legal access was my thought as well, the assault that got swept under was a bit more than just bad looks
besides if they can challenge Kamehameha on admittence i have little faith we’re keeping these state laws much longer
hell the way he worked around buying up the land to begin with is sketch as shit
The most scenic beaches are the northern North Dakota ones, in January.
as someone who has both ice skated and snowmobiled across the frozen waters which are home to those beaches… ya know, back in the before times when you could do that sort of thing across border… you are absolutely correct!