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cm0002@lemdro.id to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 hours ago

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My Private Key

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cm0002@lemdro.id to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 hours ago
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  • FaceDeer@fedia.io
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    Today’s XKCD is weirdly relevant. They should upgrade to 5.

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      Well Randall wrote their rng so it makes sense he’d be ahead of the game on this.

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    I’m OOTL. Why am I seeing the number 4 everywhere?

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      Indian certification authority eMudhra’s private keys compromised – one of them was the number ‘4’

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      I assume his private key ended up being mostly 4s?

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        “Mostly”, that’s commendable optimism on your part. Not mostly but entirely. It’s the entirety of the key: 4.

        https://emudhra.we-have-a-problem.com/

        Edit: the source I wanted to link is down, probably server overwhelm. Ask the search engine of your choice for emudhra.

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          Wasn’t it a bunch of zeros followed by a 4?

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            Yes… but no. You probably saw a rendering error.

            The private keys in question were only eight bits in length (decimal values 0 to 255). A proper key for the specific encryption should have been 384 bits, or about 116 decimal digits. If a string format function expects a 384 bit number, but only receives 8, it might fill out the missing places with zeroes.

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            I’ve been lead to believe that that makes no difference.

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          Hahaha, yeah just read it. Amazing…

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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k

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