yeah … and for a good part of the year … we’re hooked on WHITE!! … come and get us Black Jesus!

Every jar of “maple syrup” is really a Changeling. It all makes sense!

Ketracel-Tim-Hortons
Oh fuck bud… Yeah, eh… So like, you gonna come take a rip with Weyoun and the boys?? We’re gonna go down to Timmies for some Ketracel Bits then grab some smokes…
Got that amazing Latinum Lunch strain. Guaranteed to knock you on your ass.

Will Riker is going to have a bad time, then.
Surely that far in the future they won’t use the Mercator projection anymore.
Since the Bell Riots never happened and we’re officially stuck in the Bad Timeline, it’ll probably be the Gall–Peters.
“It’s fast, it’s fun!”
Why is Labrador in the United States?!?
If I had to guess (and serious answer) it’s probably a map pre 1949 when Newfoundland and Labrador were still the Dominion of Newfoundland.
They’re a republic dammit! https://republicofnewfoundland.com/
Here’s the documentary that has the details.
I’m starting to believe that Canada isn’t real. Like Ohio and Netherlands.
It’s a shame that the Rosetta stone never included Newfish, I’m sure this would be entertaining if it wasn’t incomprehensible newfy nonsense.
That’s why they had WW3.
Watch out Quebec, New Orleans is coming for your ass.
Don’t do what?
War

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