When you get older your shits get hard as rock and they get as large as a boulder in Indiana Jones. The pain coming out is like next level.
just eat some fucking fiber man.
“and on the third day Jesus drank some metamucil and his shits were gloriously smooth”
Yup. Psyllium husk is good stuff.
Obviously a true story but I cant find an ounce of hetero in there
It’s gotta be fake. No good samaritan would forget to flush like that.
Possible the mender was femme
That’s still pretty gay tbh.
When you feel torn and rendered asunder
From that mean taco dream 5 day bender
Go and call on your mystery asshole mender
Pulitizer Prize for Poetry inevitable
poem_for_your_sprog would be proud
Now that is a name I’ve not heard in a long time
anon prolapsed up to the blockage point. The damage was internal.
Sounds like someone needs more fiber and has a bleeding ulcer.
More likely it’s anal fissure
Anon almost dies from food poisoning
This story cannot be truthful I feel. Shit doesn’t come out “sideways,” if you take a lot of morphine or something you can get really big shits, but if your asshole ripped, no one could just sew it up like that.
I call bullshit.
When my wife gave birth, I watched the birthing doctor sew that general region up immediately thereafter. I don’t know if anything was sideways (the kid wasn’t and was healthy and the wife survived without significant injury and those were the subjects that I cared about) but there were certainly ruptures in both orifices.
My wife, very understandably, didn’t notice the ruptures or repairs happening. When my sister asked her about the potentially embarrassing results, I had to answer for my wife.
I’m not saying OP’s story happened, but I am saying it’s plausible.
edit: Sorry, the most relevant part was that the doctor took care of things in under a minute after my wife was done with the difficult part.
anal fistula is a real thing. it doesn’t come from ripping, it comes from an infection, an abscess that drills from your rectum to outside your ass.
terrifying, but real.
