A brick.
If this one already made an appearance on here, I’m sorry. Just got reminded of it while thinking about idioms for hefty books, in english I couldn’t find any. In my first language we would say “it’s a brick”
Alt version of this joke:
What's red and good for a cop's teeth?
Correct! A brick!
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That is an anti-joke, not a dad joke. But it is funny and tangential. I tell it frequently. Another:
What’s blue and tastes like red paint?
Blue paint.
What’s blue and bad for your teeth?
Answer
A really, really fast brick!
Explanation
The Doppler shift for fast moving objects moving towards the observer makes them appear blue due to the shortening light wavelength.
Also bad for the entire earth, at that speed.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
answer
An excavator.
don’t be so sure
How often are bricks actually red?
Nearly always here.
Its a design choice to have them any other colour.Depends on the red clay content in the ground of the given area.
Around here, always.
