That’s just… all goblins, right?

  • @Susaga
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    364 months ago

    I guess it depends on how Konsi feels about garlic bread.

    • AhdokOP
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      164 months ago

      There’s a reason I left garlic off the list ;)

  • @Flushmaster
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    324 months ago

    Not at all, Konsi. Your skin is a very healthy shade of green.

    • AhdokOP
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      384 months ago

      Konsi actually has extremely good skin for a goblin, mostly because she’s free of Maglubiyet’s curse - but she has difficulty recognizing beauty in herself.

        • AhdokOP
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          164 months ago

          Sores, boils, pock marks, blotchiness…

          Maglubiyet’s curse just makes goblins a little bit “worse” in every conceivable way.

  • @CalamityEmu
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    94 months ago

    “Look, I’m sorry, I just had to check whether a stake through the heart would kill him. It didn’t really occur to me that it would kill normal people too.” ;)

    • AhdokOP
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      64 months ago

      I think this happened once in Buffy.

  • Lath
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    54 months ago

    The goblins I know don’t brood. They plot.

  • @jounniy
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    3 months ago

    I should be more like ,is paralyzed when struck with a stake through the heart". But thats ruins the joke.

    • AhdokOP
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      84 months ago

      Fortunately, Faelys is an unreliable narrator.

    • AhdokOP
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      63 months ago

      Yeah, she has a few goblinoid features, larger ears, lack of pronounced tusky teeth. She’s taller and prettier than most goblins (4ft) because she’s free of Maglubiyet’s hold, which twists and corrupts his servants.