Seriously though the barbarian in our party is the only one with a positive intelligence score.
I feel like Venture Bros. is a treasure-trove of unused RPGMemes
“AN ORPHAN?! It’s powered by a FORSAKEN CHILD?!”
You gotta desecrate the mummys corpse completely otherwise they just come back to life
Orpheus is genuinely an excellent inspiration for the “Friendly local crazy caster”. Just enough eccentricity to stick in your players minds without getting annoying to do.
Hank would be the MVP of any roleplaying game.
Just gotta throw a hat on him
Or a mask. As long as he doesn’t cut his tongue in the little slit
Itsh maddening!
Honestly, Enrico Metasa from the criminally insane institution with Teddy Talks Alot and then the Wide Whale arc? One of the best versions of Hank.
Where does he get that stuff?
I never even see him read…
I liked how they did the movie, but I was really hoping for a Hank that carried a bag of hats and gave him different abilities.
Like in the end of Dollhouse where the tech heads loaded up whatever skill they needed in the moment.
The barbarian has muscles! And the biggest one sits between his ears
And the wizard points out that the brain is actually mostly fat and the barbarian is like 0% body fat so…
What’s happening to Johny Bravo?
Brock Sampson seen here having just had to kill his hotrod.
