Noita Epilogue 2 Update is now available. To celebrate the update, Noita is 60% off at Steam! This update includes a ton of new things, like new spells, new enemies, new bosses, a new area and new secrets. There's also a bunch of tweaks, updates and bug fixes. Unfortunately your old save games won't survive the update. But there is now a new Steam beta branch called "update_20240214". It will allow you to finish your run with the old version of Noita.
A bunch of beta QOL improvements are finally on the main branch.
late game spoilers
The last time I played I died trying to get to 64 orb Kolmi. I was at NG+24 or so and some asshole did an RKO from outta nowhere with a circle of transmutation. I had all the more love stacks, but I had a chainsaw on my teleporter wand for rapid fire, and this bastard dropped down from off screen and into the chainsaw, then retaliated against their own stupidity by turning me into a sheep, where I danced about for several agonising seconds on fire before I finally bought it. That was over a year ago. I have since decided that on long runs I need something other than chainsaw to make a rapid fire tele wand.
It’s taken me a while to want to play again, and I really wanted to wait for these improvements before I did.
Edit: I have been trying to make these spoiler tags work and it ain’t happening, folks.
A bunch of beta QOL improvements are finally on the main branch.
late game spoilers
The last time I played I died trying to get to 64 orb Kolmi. I was at NG+24 or so and some asshole did an RKO from outta nowhere with a circle of transmutation. I had all the more love stacks, but I had a chainsaw on my teleporter wand for rapid fire, and this bastard dropped down from off screen and into the chainsaw, then retaliated against their own stupidity by turning me into a sheep, where I danced about for several agonising seconds on fire before I finally bought it. That was over a year ago. I have since decided that on long runs I need something other than chainsaw to make a rapid fire tele wand.
It’s taken me a while to want to play again, and I really wanted to wait for these improvements before I did.
Edit: I have been trying to make these spoiler tags work and it ain’t happening, folks.
Edit 2: finally