• vinyl@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Cause anyone and anything that is branded as a conservative and is selling a product/service will make a killing on money because of how delusional and dumb the average conservative is.

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      5 months ago

      Every once in awhile it crosses my mind that if I just gave up my morals I could make so much fucking money.

      The difference between me being a middle-class American and me being filthy fucking rich is every day I wake up and I choose not to defraud every single person I possibly can of their money.

      I feel like I should get a little thank you now and again, because I could be the greatest monster you’ve ever seen but instead I’m just a nobody and I don’t think I get nearly enough appreciation for my service.

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        5 months ago

        I see nothing wrong with defrauding conservatives. They’re gonna find some grifter to give their money to, so it may as well be you.

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        5 months ago

        “… wait’ll they get a load of me you.” - The Joker - 1989

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      5 months ago

      I wonder if this would work in the opposite direction as well. By the rule of averages, there should be plenty of dumb to go around regardless of party affiliation.