Chris Remington@beehaw.orgM to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org · 4 months agoMammalsbeehaw.orgimagemessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1258arrow-down10
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minus-squaremegopie@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up21·4 months agoThey don’t secrete a filtered blood derived substance through modified sweat glands, thus not milk producing, nearly milk substitute producing. Wild thought, vampires that drink milk instead of blood.
They don’t secrete a filtered blood derived substance through modified sweat glands, thus not milk producing, nearly milk substitute producing.
Wild thought, vampires that drink milk instead of blood.
Fuck. I’m a milk vampire.
Mampire?
Mamapire.