• CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Christians: "Well, you see, God was right because the Bible was proved true. That’s why it disproves your silly science.

    The Bible contains everything about life! If it’s not in there, it doesn’t exist!"

    People: “Show me where in the Bible it has kangaroos.”

    Christians: “We’re being oppressed!”

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      I absolutely love it when the crazy Christians try to pull the “If it’s not in the Bible, it doesn’t exist!” thing because at that point most everything they use on an every day basis must all be fictional things that don’t exist.

      Internet? Not in the Bible.

      Smart phones? Nope.

      Cars? Not a chance.

      Facebook? Haell No.

      TV? They wish.

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            Just saying that is unlikely to persuade any religious crazies. Especially since NDGT came out and said he uses BC/AD because the Gregorian calendar was worked out by a priest so he’ll give them that nomenclature point. It’s just an arbitrary scale anyway.

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          “We’ve taken over the governments of world powers and forced our Christ-centric numbering system to be standard, therefore we must have been right all along!”