how tf do i call out of work. i never do this shit and i’m always terrified of doing it. i hate my job and would much rather do the thing with my friends tomorrow but i’m a terrible liar and have a deep seated need to be seen as doing good, even by my fucking b*ss. does anyone have any tips for how to do it?
Go for broke and say you won’t be in. Don’t even claim to be unwell. Worst case, they ask why and you can try your hand at lying about feeling unwell (staying as vague as possible), best case, you won’t stress about future call-outs.