Are you seriously tryin to tell me they made an entire town, just for cum…?

All I see is “guy from cumtown” this, “literally a cumtown bit” that!

TOWN CUM? Sorry some of us stopped browsing reddit-logo ages ago!

No I will not search for it, might as well put penisland . com into my address bar while I’m at it. My CIA agent wondering what I’m going to “cumtown” for. Is this another one of those “podcasts” you talk so much about??

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    4 months ago

    Agent Rook Stonehammer writhing in a hospital bed while stav cackling plays endlessly in his head

    “The fat one always laughs!” he shrieks at the nurses as they wrestle him under control. Tears of frustration leak from his eyes as he whimpers something about a gay Iranian doctor. The tranquilizers take effect and he goes limp.