merari42@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoHowdy, Y'all fellow americans!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1809arrow-down129
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minus-squareCptEnder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up111·5 days agoAmericans: hmmm it does kinda remind me when my tractor got stuck in the mud.
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16 hours agopickup trucks looking longingly at the tractor stuck in the mud, dreaming of a day where they might leave the pothole-filled asphalt and actually be used for something productive
minus-squareOR3X@lemm.eecakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·5 days agoJokes on you, I don’t own a tractor! (It did remimd me of that time my pickup truck got stuck in the mud though)
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·5 days ago I don’t own a tractor So you rent or lease one?
minus-squaremerari42@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 days agoAs a true American you lease one at absurdly high interest rates. You can also buy a cheap used tractor by overdrafting several credit cards.
minus-squareblazeknave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoAnd pay subscription fees for the software. And you are not allowed to repair the machinery.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoI sold my tractor to a company then leased it back so it comes out of the monthly budget and not the capital account.
minus-squareesc27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·5 days agoMud? Must be nice. We ain’t seem moren’a tenth in weeks. Ponds nearabout dry. Hope’n the Good Lord blesses us with a shower soon.
minus-squarethesporkeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·5 days agoThe one thing that unites all Americans is dunking on American stereotypes.
Americans: hmmm it does kinda remind me when my tractor got stuck in the mud.
pickup trucks looking longingly at the tractor stuck in the mud, dreaming of a day where they might leave the pothole-filled asphalt and actually be used for something productive
Jokes on you, I don’t own a tractor! (It did remimd me of that time my pickup truck got stuck in the mud though)
So you rent or lease one?
I just borrow my Dad’s, tyvm.
As a true American you lease one at absurdly high interest rates. You can also buy a cheap used tractor by overdrafting several credit cards.
And pay subscription fees for the software. And you are not allowed to repair the machinery.
I sold my tractor to a company then leased it back so it comes out of the monthly budget and not the capital account.
Mud? Must be nice. We ain’t seem moren’a tenth in weeks. Ponds nearabout dry. Hope’n the Good Lord blesses us with a shower soon.
Your lips to God’s ears
The one thing that unites all Americans is dunking on American stereotypes.