• sparkle@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    French: single-handedly turn the US into an independent country

    Washington and Webster: “fuck you you pricks”

    French: :( obliterates half of Europe

    This is why Napoleon was so anggey bros. Trust me on this it has to be true. Why else would he have created an Italian national identity than to cast upon us pain and suffering as revenge?